The Monkey Hairdresser
People were lining up to go to a salon that has a monkey working the front, and massaging patients. “People said had really nice hands… soothing.”
The Monkey Chef. Originally heard on an XFM episode, pre-Podcast. A couple had such a great meal they wanted to thank the Chef. PROOF!! Was Karl right?!?!
The monkey train conductor. A monkey worked his way up in the railway industry, finally becoming a train conductor.
The monkey crime-stopper. In India… there was this monkey. Waiting on a train…
UN-dreth Monkey. Ever heard the phrase “Hundredth Monkey”? Me neither.
